In light of the fact I was recently asked to do a guest spot about stripper music on titsandsass.com, I figured I’d let you guys know what I’m dancing to lately.
\”Did It On \’Em\”- Nicki Minaj
Probably the only time I ever felt sexy hearing the phrase “Yeah I just shitted on ‘em”. Nicki Minaj is pretty much the patron saint of the strippers at my club. I mean the girl has “pink wig thick ass give ‘em whip lash” down to a science. She also has soulful songs such as “Moment 4 Life” which we can relate to. She also uses the line “Throw some fresh ones”.
Whereas Nicki is our saint, Drake is like our boyfriend. There’s a verse in this song where he waxes poetic about strippers: “I don’t judge her, I don’t judge her, but I could never love her. Cause to her I’m just a rapper and soon she’ll have met another”.
Despite the extreme over-use of auto-tune on Drake’s voice in this song , I really enjoy this song and it seems that the custies do too. I find they often decide all of a sudden have “money to blow” once this song comes on. Also, who doesn’t want to be on a 24/hr champagne diet when they are working at a strip club 5 days a week? It makes it seem way more glamorous.
\”Bring it Back\”- Travis Porter
The PERFECT booty shaking song. I pull out all of the ass-clapping, ass cheek muscle control tricks I know. Standing up. On all fours. Crouching. Which leads me to….
\”Make it Rain\”- Travis Porter
One of my favorite things about stripper is having money literally THROWN at me. This song is a total club banger. It’s a bit insulting, but if you can get past the fact that the words “bitch” and “ho” are used about 1,000 times and concentrate on the female’s message of “I’m not dancing for your trick ass unless you fucking pay me”, it’s pretty enjoyable to shake it to. Originally this song was played in the dressing room every weekend after the Saturday night shift. We would all dance around and do our booty shaking tricks while getting ready to go home. Lots of girl on girl “freak dancing” (does anyone say that anymore?) also would occurred. That is until one legendary day, my stage partner and I decided we would dance to it on stage to make all the girls happy. We got in trouble because it’s a little too hard core for our club, but somehow convinced the manager to let us dance to it “only on Saturday”.