How I used the break up of my longest relationship to gain sympathy and make money at work

Most strippers don’t tell guys they’re in a relationship because it ruins the clients fantasy about any chance they might have with you. Especially the younger guys. However, it seems that if you tell guys that you’ve just broken up with a significant other, it’s exciting for them. THEY could be your rebound!! THEY could offer you all the hot sex you were missing out on!! This weekend I attempted to use my heart ache to my advantage and it worked. Guys extended their champagne rooms for 15-30 minutes longer because they thought if they just could tell me a little bit more about how talented they are in the sack, they would manage to get me to their luxury casino hotel. Guys bought 3 lapdances instead of 1 so they could help me with my pity party. They tipped me an extra $5-20 on average, to help me “start my new life”. They offered to put me up in their cities for a couple days “no pressure just so I could relax”. All in all I would say it was pretty successful other than the fact that I apparently looked pretty miserable, as my friend asked me if I was “fucked up” while we were in the dressing room and I was trying not to cry whilst coming up with ideas for interior decorating in order to make my home look less lonely. I wouldn’t use my pity party tactic every night, but it seemed to work for the first week of my recovery. Next week I’ll try a “I’m single and so horny it’s killing me” approach.