This summer has been incredibly busy for me. I moved into a new apartment and my old POS computer refuses to connect to the wireless router; spoiled by decades of being fed the internet directly into its ass like an information super highway enema. So I apologize for the lack of posting, I promise I’m still alive and working on being sexy.

Speaking of sexy, check out that photo above. That was taken by Travis Williams and I think it is just delicious. He has a beautiful natural eye for space and lines and color. He’s also the only person I know that will get drunk with me on a Monday.

Anyway I’m doing this performance tomorrow for The Chat Lounge. The presentation is the same No Homo presentation that I did for the MOMENTUM conference this past March in DC, except this time I’m not taking myself so seriously. I’m not very good at serious. Serious conversations usually involve words that are more than three syllables long and those words can kiss my very white ass.

Something else that can lick my fanny is sleeping on the floor. For the last two months I have been without a bed. It’s a long story but anyway the point is I’ve been sleeping so horribly that my face and hair on any given morning since the start of July has been somewhat akin to Ms. Bellatrix Lestrange.

“TAKE ME TO STARBUCKS!”

Anyway I encourage you to stop by and enjoy the free food and get ripped at the bar. Some Darling Housers will be there and we will be streaming the performance live here on DarlingHouse.net, so if you can’t make it you can still fap to my hilarity from the comfort of your own home.

Be sexy xox

To Shave or Not to Shave?

Once upon a time I told myself that I would never do three things: Work in the food industry, do my own laundry, or become a model.  Modeling was never something that I felt as though I had a natural gift for.  I was trained as a comedian and comedians aren’t usually portrayed in the sexiest of lights, but now I need to find a balance.

I used to be scruffy for a long time, and back in LA that made me edgy, dangerous, and cool.  Then I moved to New York and visited Williamsburg where everyone was scruffy and I just felt like I melted in to my surroundings.  I decided to represent the babyfaces of the world and ditch my scruff to show off my stunning skin, however recently I have been wondering if — for the sake of becoming the sexiest sex bomb possible — I should accept that New Yorker gays prefer the scruffier look and go back to the fuzz face?

Here are some shaved/not-shaved pics of me from the past….watch the video above and examine the pictures closely…any opinions either way?

All photos 2007-2010 Walt Cessna

Clean Shave!

Scruffier!

To see the shots from our first shoot go visit his Tumblr and check out his other amazing shots of other Darling House models.