QUIRKSTER…by Natasha Gornik

i’m going to a sex party brunch in a couple of hours. i was supposed to go with my boyfriend but things happen life happens and now i’m rolling solo. i’m nervous. but i’m also very horny and horny trumps nervous. do horny and nervous equal excited? i’d like a mathematician to turn horny and nervous into an equation, and see if equals excited. i ate french toast with cheese stuffed inside yesterday. dam tasty.

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