I was in magazines today:
Three Spreads
A Maid's Lament
Explicit Beauty
Brainy Beauty
It was cool being in Hustler because I’ve read that magazine since I was 14. I started with a subscription to Playboy because I liked girls and I thought the magazine was classy enough that I could ask my dad to buy it for me. I didn’t want my mom to know I liked girls. Eventually I moved on to Hustler. I’ve applied to be in their magazine twice. I’m glad I made it in at any capacity. They called me stunning and a brainy beauty, so I’m happy. Of course I’d love to be parting the curtains next to text talking about what a cock hungry bitch I am…perhaps one day, if I have some success as a performer I’ll get a full spread. Then it will be like achieving a lifelong thesis.
