Really, Guy?, Volume 2
And now for Volume 2 of Really, Guy?, my weekly column of utter disbelief. This week we’ll be featuring the words of Glenn Beck. If you don’t know his work, [...]
March 2011
So I had this amazingly stupid idea that was also AMAZINGLY AMAZING
Obviously practical; thanks, Victorians! Thus begins a new chapter in the ongoing saga of savage weirdness and perversion that is my life. I, Bastard Keith, am submitting [...]
Why Sucker Punch Will Save Us All
“I’ve been waiting 2 c a movie like SuckerPunch my whole life.” - Madame Rosebud’s Twitter Sucker Punch: A Film by Merchant Ivory Director Zack Snyder [...]
Don't Put Your Dick in a Racist (Not Actually Porn)
"OH HAY GUYZ! I'll see you on Thursday…" "…AT THE KLAN RALLY." You know, I’m in my thirties now. One of the really amazing benefits [...]
A Stab at Political Pornography, Circa 2005: Republican National Cumdumpster
An image from the endlessly wonderful, perfectly monikered Nailin' Palin It’s always a faintly astonishing moment when a mind glimpses the very bottom of its owners’ [...]
Hello, Cruel World
Of all the enterprises to which I’ve been asked to lend my considerable reputation, Darling House has to be the tawdriest, the lowest, the most contemptibly [...]