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“Feel like making $200 the easy way?” Sally, like me, was an artist and a pervert.  The difference between us was that, at this point, I had yet to monetize my perversions.  She, on the other hand, was a comparative … Continue reading →

If you want to learn how to fuck, the movies are a terrible place to begin.  They are aesthetically dishonest and often dangerously impractical.  For starters, you will never have a body that tight, your face will always look way … Continue reading →

So let’s talk about the Democrat problem. Shall we take it as read that we all watched the Republican National Convention and enjoyed it for the mad-as-fuck carnival of gross dishonesty and terrifying jingoism that it was?  Because come on, … Continue reading →

If you, like me, are a voracious political junkie, then you know that there is no sweeter hit than the televised National Conventions of our two major political parties.  This is not to say that it is nourishing; junkies don’t … Continue reading →