Monthly Archives: December 2011

SWITCHING…by Natasha Gornik

Posted on December 30, 2011 by natashagornik

how many cock rings do you think a guy needs? a red one, a blue one? a gold one, a smooth one? one for the morning, one for the night? one for the easy, one for the tight? one shiny, … Continue reading →

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NO PANTIES, SAN LUIS OBISPO…by Natasha Gornik

Posted on December 30, 2011 by natashagornik

i have become an excellent sunny side up fried egg maker. i think i would make an excellent fur wearer as well. that’s what i want to do today, i want to drape myself in a knee length hunter green … Continue reading →

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NUTCRACKER…by Natasha Gornik

Posted on December 25, 2011 by natashagornik

i was going to write out a list of reasons why Santa is most likely bad in the sack but i want a pony and not coal under the tree tomorrow morning and i’ve been such a good girl, naughty … Continue reading →

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I’M GONNA WEAR THE FUCK OUT OF THESE SHOES SATURDAY NIGHT…AN EXCERPT FROM LAST SPRING, by Natasha Gornik

Posted on December 22, 2011 by natashagornik

i’m gonna put on a leather dress and these shoes and red lips and then i’m gonna take a taxi to the KitKatClub and Insomnia and i’m gonna dance and flirt with sexy women. i’m gonna grind my leather all … Continue reading →

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CHIPS AND DIP…by Natasha Gornik

Posted on December 16, 2011 by natashagornik

ever since i was a little girl we have had a bowl of chips and french onion dip at each and every family party. it’s just never not there. it’s a staple. and fucking good and made simply with dried … Continue reading →

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PANTOPHOBIA…by Natasha Gornik

Posted on December 9, 2011 by natashagornik

Worship Our Goddess Feet. that was the first line in the ad on the last page in the classified section four of The Chicago Reader. it went on to describe how one could worship the goddesses feet (kissing licking smelling … Continue reading →

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QUIRKSTER…by Natasha Gornik

Posted on December 4, 2011 by natashagornik

i’m going to a sex party brunch in a couple of hours. i was supposed to go with my boyfriend but things happen life happens and now i’m rolling solo. i’m nervous. but i’m also very horny and horny trumps … Continue reading →

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RED RIPE STRAWBERRIES…by Natasha Gornik

Posted on December 2, 2011 by natashagornik

i remember the first i got my bra unhooked by a man. well more like a boy, he was like seventeen or eighteen. i was about eleven. no just kidding i was sixteen and we were both really new to … Continue reading →

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